Wallet Roast
Find out why you're losing. Get funds to start over.
Paste a Solana wallet. We read every swap, price every bag, and show you the habits that cost you money, with a roast on top. Hold $ROAST and enter: every day the 10 worst traders get paid.
See where the money went
The roast is the fun part. Underneath it, every report breaks down the habits that drain your wallet, with the real numbers and what to do differently.
Paper hands
Coins you sold that kept running. We show how much more you'd have today if you held.
Revenge buying
Buying the same coin again and again after it dumped, trying to win it back.
Dead bags
Positions still open and worth under 10% of what you paid. Money you're pretending isn't gone.
Overtrading
Flips under 5 minutes, trades at 3 AM, fees and win rate. The patterns behind the losses.
From roast to restart
Losing teaches. Then we help you get back in. 50% of every $ROAST creator fee goes into the daily comeback fund.
Roast your wallet
Paste any wallet. Free and read-only. Learn which habits are costing you.
Hold and enter
Hold at least 500,000 $ROAST and press "Enter the contest" on your roast. We check it on-chain.
Trade for 24h
Only trades made after you enter count. Your PnL updates live on the board.
Top 10 get paid
At 00:00 UTC the 10 worst finished entries that still hold split the fund, sent straight to their wallets.
Hall of Shame
Today's entries, worst first. Only trades made in the 24 hours after entering count. The 10 worst at each 00:00 UTC draw get a fund to start over.
Questions
What does the report show me?
Your real profit and loss from the chain, your best and worst coins, win rate, fees, how long you hold, and the habits behind the losses: paper hands, revenge buying, dead bags, fast flips and night trades. Each one comes with the numbers and a concrete fix.
How do I get into the comeback fund?
Roast your wallet, then press "Enter the contest" on your report. The wallet needs at least the minimum $ROAST when you enter and still at the draw. Only trades made in the next 24 hours count; when that window ends you're in the next 00:00 UTC draw.
How is the fund split?
Between the 10 worst finished entries, bigger shares for bigger losses: 25%, 18%, 14%, 10%, 8%, 7%, 6%, 5%, 4%, 3%. If fewer qualify, the shares are scaled up between them. If nobody qualifies, the fund rolls over to the next day. A wallet that gets paid sits out the next draw.
Do I need to connect or sign anything?
No. Any wallet address can be analysed, read-only. Connecting a wallet only fills in your address for you.
Where do the numbers come from?
From the chain. We read the wallet's swap transactions, work out what it paid and received for each token, then price what it still holds at today's market price. Coins with no real liquidity left count as zero, because they are.
Why doesn't my PnL match my app?
We only count tokens we saw you buy within the window, and multi-hop or token-to-token routes are skipped. It's a close read of your habits, not a tax report.
Is this financial advice?
No. It's a mirror for your trading, with jokes. Crypto is risky; never trade money you can't lose.